Friday, May 9, 2008

Baltiless Crime Map

The last 6 months have seen a precipitous drop in the murder rate, and it seems like everyone's patting themselves on the back over it. But do those stats actually impress anyone outside of city hall and The Baltimore Sun? Sure, officially, murders to date have decreased by 1/3 compared to 2007 (67 now vs 105 at this time last year). If one's in a charitable mood, the best that can be said about these numbers is that they seem a bit.. um.. optimistic. The sad reality is that's it's probably just business as usual in good ol' Bodymore, Murdaland.

As prophetic as The Wire has proven to be again and again and again, isn't it about time they started kicking in the doors of the vacants?


imtheguy said... are proposing they look for 40 or so murder victims whose bodies are still undiscovered?

answer_person said...

Ditto above. Check the Ravens' roster.

baltiless said...

Why stop at 40? They've probably offed people above and beyond the call of duty just to celebrate having found such a great hiding place.

answer_person said...

rofl...if it wasn't so serious